Friends and family, I won $2.5 million from Publishers Clearing House today, no really it's true. According to Joe Carter from publishers clearing house in their Jamaica branch, All I need to do is pay 1% of the taxes due on the total. According to Joe, this is a mere $999 Me thinks Joe needs to go back to Maff class as his number are off. While i was gushing on and on about what i would buy with my windfall of cash, (buy a boat, buy a new car, take a trip) poor joe lost patience and hung up on me, that un-grateful bastard, how dare you i thought, how will i get my money now. I later called Joe back at 876-575-5770 to complete our transaction, Joe was quite annoyed and sounded a bit angry actually, actually had the nerve to ask me to stop calling him, F That I say. I encourage all of you to give Joe a call and request your share of my $2.5M. in the words of the great PJ Littleton, "Make it SO!!!" Finally, please share this post an encourage your friends and family to call Joe too. No justice, no peace!!! lace decorated items with sleeves to wear