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knee length wedding dress

I am DEFINETLY a Southerner...

*_Subject: Are you a Democrat, a Republican, knee length wedding dress
or a Southerner?_*

Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a
Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you
decide.

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities,
raises the knife, and charges at you...

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches
you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to
answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of
profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a
club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety
built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does this send
to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just
killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or
would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
could my family get away while he was
stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint &
weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier
street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends
for a few days and try to come to a
consensus.
This is all so confusing!

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or Hollow Points?!

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the
Taxidermist!